It’s Never Too Early To Save Christmas!
Did you know that the War to Save Christmas from Secular Progressives (SPs!) has not yet reached its highest level of absurdity? Sure, it’s August, you’re already puzzled by Back to School sales. But really, the Ever Diligent Defenders of our precious Religious Freedoms (remember, “freedom requires religion,” quothe the Handsome Mormon; as for “freedom from religion” — well, you hate America) never rest. So writes Dan Solomon at MightyGodKing:
An American Carol is basically a Scary Movie-style spoof of American liberal politics, starring every famous conservative entertainer. Which is pretty much just, um, Kelsey Grammar, Jon Voight, James Woods, and Dennis Hopper. Oh, and Kevin Sorbo. Clint Eastwood, apparently, still wanted to be able to look himself in the mirror afterwards. The cast is rounded out with conservative commentators and country music stars like Bill O’Reilly and Trace Adkins. And basically they seem to have just made a movie where they all run around saying liberals are stupid! for an hour and a half. We’ll see how that turns out for them.
The movie stars Chris Farley’s little brother (Larry the Cable Guy was busy, seriously, not a joke) as “Michael Malone”, a hefty anti-American documentary filmmaker out to ban the pledge of allegiance, with the help of the dastardly movealong.org. He gets visited by the ghosts of George Washington (Jon Voight), John F Kennedy (some soap star named Chriss Anglin), and General Patton (totally Kelsey Grammar, I’m not even kidding), and they show him the error of his ways. Hence the “Carol” part of the title, I guess. Michael Moore is Scrooge.
Read the rest of the post, because it only gets stooopider. Emphasis on “der.”