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It wants you to read it.

Good morning. Still groggy, sipping some coffee. My son is watching a re-run of “Family Matters”, wherein Steve Urkel learns to box for to whup the ass of some bully who done his wummun wrowng. Being six, Owen enjoys this immensely. It’s pretty distracting, too.

Anyway, write this down on your hand: “energy,” “budget tax cuts,” “lift American spirits.” There won’t be a quiz later, but someone might pay you $100,000 to read these words off your palm.

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