Baghdad Central Prison, formerly known as Abu Ghraib, is open for business!

The newly minted Baghdad prison has modern medical and dental facilities, a computer chatroom and a courtyard for visiting families that contains a children’s playground and a water fountain.Inmates will be able to sew their own clothes in a small sewing factory. The prison also has a mosque and a hair salon that would not look out of place in a city street outside.

Wow, I can’t wait for the multi-plex theater and Hot Dog On a Stick!

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