Don’t express anything; someone might get offended. Wear a “positive costume” or don’t dress up (but don’t NOT wear anything at all or the SWAT team will take you down); but definitely do not wear a scary or creepy costume on Halloween, cuz someone might get scared or take offense or get their religious panties [...]

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If you want to annoy an anarchist, say something like this: “Anarchist organization? Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?” And then scoff dismissively. Certainly puts a twitch in my bomb-throwing arm. But the recent movement of atheist churches has provoked thoughts similar to that anti-anarchist canard. Isn’t an atheist religion kinda, I dunno, a contradiction [...]

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Only weeks after mounting a stupendously uncreative display denouncing all religion in the Washington state capitol building, Freedom From Religion has joined other activist atheists and humanists in a lawsuit against the use of “so help me God” in the oath of office for President. Meanwhile thousands of Christian, Jewish and Muslim charity organizations are [...]

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According to the BBC, a Catholic priest in northern Italy has pissed off local parents by telling their children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist. But an unrepentant Fr. Bottino called it his duty to set the record straight.”I told the children that Father Christmas was an invention that had nothing to do with the Christian [...]

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Did you know that the War to Save Christmas from Secular Progressives (SPs!) has not yet reached its highest level of absurdity? Sure, it’s August, you’re already puzzled by Back to School sales. But really, the Ever Diligent Defenders of our precious Religious Freedoms (remember, “freedom requires religion,” quothe the Handsome Mormon; as for “freedom [...]

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