From the NYT: Although there is no reliable estimate as to how many dogs have had their vocal cords cut, veterinarians and other animal experts say that dogs with no bark can readily be found — but not necessarily heard — in private homes, on the show-dog circuit, and even on the turf of drug [...]

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This woman was paid real U.S. currency to write these words: By staying in Hawaii, the president has sent the message that the situation really isn’t all that serious, that things can proceed just fine until he’s back. And isn’t it that kind of reasoning that emboldens our never-vacationing enemies into thinking Christmas Day is [...]

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Why am I blogging on Christmas Eve? To warn you. Don’t let it in the house. And merry Christmas.

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In journalism there is perhaps no end to shitty beats. But the anonymous drone for Associated Press who wrote this story must have really pissed someone off. Let the headline suffice to convey the self-loathing and dismay the assignment must have instilled. Obama dog Bo has own Christmas stocking The article notes that it took [...]

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Walt Disney + Jim Carrey + Robert Zemeckis + 3D animation + The Valley of the Uncanny + Charles Dickens = money that could have saved a few state social programs for the poor and the needy. I sense some irony here. The only “Christmas Carol” worth watching (not counting The Muppets.)

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