The beach, the forest, a rose garden on a sunny day — those are places I seek out to clear my head. I’m not always successful.

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Kevin and Fetch stand on the beach, looking at the waves rolling in.

Kevin: I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY.

Kevin: JUST SMELL THAT OCEAN BREEZE.
Fetch: DIMETHYL SULFIDE!

Fetch: THAT'S GAS FROM BACTERIA FEASTING ON DYING PLANKTON AND ROTTING SEAWEED. FARTS OF THE SEA!

Kevin: NICE. AND THE SOOTHING WAVES CRASHING ON THE SHORE?
Fetch: HOPES AND DREAMS BEACHING THEMSELVES LIKE DESPONDENT WHALES.

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