In journalism there is perhaps no end to shitty beats. But the anonymous drone for Associated Press who wrote this story must have really pissed someone off. Let the headline suffice to convey the self-loathing and dismay the assignment must have instilled.

Obama dog Bo has own Christmas stocking

The article notes that it took an Oprah interview with Michelle Obama to draw out this “revelation.” That word was indeed used.

No word from Bo about his feelings on the philosophy of “just war” as elucidated by his master upon receiving a “peace” prize.

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