You can’t fight an undead army without a minivan. That’s just science. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Fetch watches neighbors arrive, some in minivans, to reinforce the defensive line. Owen approaches him. FETCH: Wow. Neighbors — people I don’t even know —[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We get it, Fetch. It’s “your” house. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Fetch addresses the crowd of refugees and warriors. FETCH: We are running out of time. Finvarra’s army will be here any minute. The king ain’t some pretty boy – he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A new page of Fetch for the new year. I would apologize for lateness, but that would be disingenuous. I really enjoyed the time off from my day job and even this, my labor of love. I spent a lot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fight an undead army or play video games (some with undead armies)? Tough choices for Owen. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Owen and Pooka catch up to Fetch talking to Fiona and Knob. FETCH: No, listen. Finvarra raised an army of undead[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The best way to thank your neighbors is to get them blinding drunk. ↓ TranscriptSCENE SIX PANEL ONE: Fetch, Owen and Pookah charge towards the gate to Fetch’s home, where Fiona and Knob are carrying a beer barrel to a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Too smart for your own good, kid. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Fetch, Owen, and Pooka watch the undead army march out the castle gates. Owen is still in the courtier’s clothing, but has the mask off. FETCH: Holy crap. This is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Any king worth his salt has a desk drawer full of bad poetry. ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Finvarra stands up, raising his goblet. Oonagh laughs. Scotty grovels. FINVARRA: All right, Scotty. You’ll have your protection. Someone get me that cauldron! OONAGH:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, it’s our old friend, the real estate developer and condo tycoon, Scotty Monroe. He looks happy. ↓ TranscriptSCENE FIVE PANEL 1: Owen dressed as the courtier in a mask follows Fetch and Pooka into the throne room. King Finvarra[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who says video games can’t teach you something? ↓ TranscriptPANEL ONE: Pooka joins Owen and Fetch under the buffet table. POOKA: Why are you guys under here? FETCH: The courtiers had their eyes on Owen. OWEN: What did they want[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pooka is wrong. The world runs on disinformation. Mostly in the form of Facebook memes. ↓ TranscriptPANEL 1: Fetch and Owen come back outside where Pooka is back to rabbit form, rubbing his back. FETCH: Rabbit again? What happened to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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