Fetch has an individual notion of “protection.”

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PANEL ONE: Owen confronts Fetch.
OWEN: Fetch, you promised you’d take me home if it got too unsafe. This looks really unsafe to me.
FETCH: You know what you need? Protection!

PANEL 2: Owen is vexxed, Fetch interrupts with enthusiasm.
OWEN: That’s what I’m say-
FETCH: You are not properly dressed for battle, young man. What you need is armor!

PANEL 3: Fetch fires a magic spell from his finger, surrounding Owen with purple energy.
OWEN: What? No! You-
SFX: KA-ZAP!
FETCH: Out of the fae and into the fire! Fit this kid with battle attire!

PANEL 4: Owen looks surprised and annoyed at his new battle armor.
FETCH: Look at you! A bona fide warrior!
OWEN: More like a legitimate target.

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