Otherworldly Goods – Page 1
As you may recall, Fetch got fed up with our current political affairs and left Kevin and the U.S. to take a needed respite in Hell. We join him there now.
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PANEL 1
Setting: Hell. Lakes of fire and lava flow around hot rocks in a cavernous underground. FETCH sits talking with a hairy BIRD DEMON, hatching an egg. In the background, souls are tortured.
DEMON: Did I tell you I joined a writing workshop?
FETCH: No. You got a novel you’ll never finish?
PANEL 2
They drink from cups of coffee. Bird Demon laughs, Fetch grins.
DEMON: Haha. No. Some poems, a short story. Stuff I been futzin’ around with.
I thought I’d workshop it, get some pointers. A little constructive criticism.
FETCH: There’s your first mistake.
Setting: Hell. Lakes of fire and lava flow around hot rocks in a cavernous underground. FETCH sits talking with a hairy BIRD DEMON, hatching an egg. In the background, souls are tortured.
DEMON: Did I tell you I joined a writing workshop?
FETCH: No. You got a novel you’ll never finish?
PANEL 2
They drink from cups of coffee. Bird Demon laughs, Fetch grins.
DEMON: Haha. No. Some poems, a short story. Stuff I been futzin’ around with.
I thought I’d workshop it, get some pointers. A little constructive criticism.
FETCH: There’s your first mistake.
Spread the joy:
Welcome back, Fetch. I like your pal’s Tom Terrific funnel-hat.