The Stolen Child — Page 3
Of all the ways Fetch could have gotten out of this situation, this seems the most in character.
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PANEL 1: Spider-Elf POV of Fetch blocking Owen.
FETCH: Hands off, bub. He’s under my protection.
SPIDER-ELF: Really?
PANEL 2: Spider-Elf opens eyes and mouth wide to reveal sharp teeth.
SPIDER-ELF: How protected will he be once you're dead?
PANEL 3: Fetch turns to Owen.
FETCH: Owen, you said you wanted to learn magic? Observe.
OWEN: Hurry.
PANEL 4: Fetch and Spider-Elf
FETCH: Why waste time on this skinny white boy when you can feast on something much plumper and juicier?
SPIDER-ELF: Such as?
PANEL 5: Fetch farts in Spider-Elf’s face
FETCH: My ass!
SFX: Toot
SPIDER-ELF: Agh!
PANEL 6: Fetch and Owen running
OWEN: That was not magic.
FETCH: I used misdirection. Close enough!
FETCH: Hands off, bub. He’s under my protection.
SPIDER-ELF: Really?
PANEL 2: Spider-Elf opens eyes and mouth wide to reveal sharp teeth.
SPIDER-ELF: How protected will he be once you're dead?
PANEL 3: Fetch turns to Owen.
FETCH: Owen, you said you wanted to learn magic? Observe.
OWEN: Hurry.
PANEL 4: Fetch and Spider-Elf
FETCH: Why waste time on this skinny white boy when you can feast on something much plumper and juicier?
SPIDER-ELF: Such as?
PANEL 5: Fetch farts in Spider-Elf’s face
FETCH: My ass!
SFX: Toot
SPIDER-ELF: Agh!
PANEL 6: Fetch and Owen running
OWEN: That was not magic.
FETCH: I used misdirection. Close enough!
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