Last week, between hurricanes, the president and the attorney general of the United States decided now was a good time to threaten the already precarious lives of immigrants who were brought to the US when they were children. The president gave Congress a six month window of time to revise the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program with the implied threat he would kill the thing; the attorney general decided to just shoot it in the head.
Trump and Sessions are racists with a white supremacist and anti-immigrant agenda. I think that was pretty obvious years ago; in case policies targeting Muslims and immigrants or implied support for Nazis and Klansmen wasn’t clear enough, perhaps going after 800,000 people who were raised since childhood to be Americans will settle the matter.
TBH I just want to kick the two assholes into the desert without food or water and let them fend for themselves.
Sessions: UM...MR. TRUMP, WHERE ARE WE? AND WHY ARE WE IN DIAPERS?
Trump: YOU TELL ME, BEAUREGARD. THIS IS YOUR KINK, NOT MINE.
Fetch appears.
Fetch: WELCOME, GENTLEMEN, TO YOUR NEW LIVES AS UNDOCUMENTED CHILD IMMIGRANTS!
Fetch: I'LL BE YOUR "PARENT" FOR THIS JOURNEY IN TO THE MORAL IMAGINATION.
Trump: WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
Sessions: "EMPATHY"
Trump: EEW!
Fetch: WE HAVE JUST CROSSED THE RIO GRANDE. IN A MOMENT A COYOTE WILL TAKE YOU TO A SMALL TOWN WHERE YOU'LL BE RAISED IN A CULTURE TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM YOUR NATIVE ONE.
Fetch: YOU'LL KNOW ONLY THE VALUES AND SPEAK ONLY THE LANGUAGE OF YOUR ADOPTED COUNTRY. ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FUTURE PROSPECTS WILL BE HERE.
Trump: SO WHAT? I'M ALREADY A REAL AMERICAN!
Sessions: GOD BLESS.
Fetch: THIS ISN'T THE U.S. — IT'S MEXICO.
Trump: DON'T I GOT A BEAUTIFUL RESORT HERE?
Sessions: YOU ABANDONED IT, SIR.
Trump: CRAP.
Sessions: THERE WAS FRAUD, A LAWSUIT...
Trump: SHUT UP, JEFF.
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