If you have not watched the Vice documentary of the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, NC, I recommend doing so with a shot of whiskey and a box of tissues. It’s disturbing, gut-wrenching, and angry-making.
The silver lining is that public revulsion at the events there and at the presidipshit’s statements of false equivalence between racists and anti-racists, more statues are coming down, students are demanding more action by universities to increase diversity and dismantle white supremacy, and “pro-Trump” rallies in 36 states have been cancelled.
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Fetch eats an apple while a Nazi hides in a garbage can in an alley.
Fetch: AREN'T YOU A BRAVE LIL' NAZI....
Nazi: IT'S NOT SAFE! ANTIFA! THE JEWS! MEDIA STOOGES! EVEN THE COPS!
Fetch: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL YOUR TOUGH TALK? WHERE THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF THE "SUPERIOR RACE"?
Nazi: I THINK I UNLOADED IT IN MY PANTS....
Fetch: Y'KNOW ... AS A DEMON, I HAVE THE POWER TO TRANSFER YOUR SOULD SOMEWHERE SAFER.
Nazi: OH, PLEASE! PLEASE!!!
Sound effect: KAZAM
Nazi discovers his soul stuck in a statue of a Confederate soldier.
Nazi: WHAT?
A crowd of protesters knocks the statue over, kicking it. Fetch joins them.
Protesters: HEY HEY! HO HO! RACIST STATUES GOT TO GO!
Fetch: HEY! LET'S MELT IT DOWN!
Nazi: OH, DEAR.
Fetch: AREN'T YOU A BRAVE LIL' NAZI....
Nazi: IT'S NOT SAFE! ANTIFA! THE JEWS! MEDIA STOOGES! EVEN THE COPS!
Fetch: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL YOUR TOUGH TALK? WHERE THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF THE "SUPERIOR RACE"?
Nazi: I THINK I UNLOADED IT IN MY PANTS....
Fetch: Y'KNOW ... AS A DEMON, I HAVE THE POWER TO TRANSFER YOUR SOULD SOMEWHERE SAFER.
Nazi: OH, PLEASE! PLEASE!!!
Sound effect: KAZAM
Nazi discovers his soul stuck in a statue of a Confederate soldier.
Nazi: WHAT?
A crowd of protesters knocks the statue over, kicking it. Fetch joins them.
Protesters: HEY HEY! HO HO! RACIST STATUES GOT TO GO!
Fetch: HEY! LET'S MELT IT DOWN!
Nazi: OH, DEAR.
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I don’t know if “even the cops” is a concern. At least per this commentary: https://youtu.be/HZjKCPge6Mk
But, yeah, melt it down.
Why there is strikethrough non-nazi swastika???
Because I get my left and right confused. Directions, that is. Not politics.