Got the most recent The Gathering, the newsletter for my union, PCCFFAP, which includes my most recent cartoon for them. This one pertains to for-profit education and a DOJ lawsuit against Education Management Corporation.
I have just created a gallery page to collect these toons. Right now I am just calling it Teacher Unions, because my brain failed to think up something more clever. Stoopit brain. Suggestions welcome.
“Moore Schools”
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That’s kind of weak, but it’s better than “Teachers Unions,” I think.
It is better. But I will just have to meditate on it. With a bottle of summer ale.
Perhaps the short and sweet, but with multiple interpretations, “Schooled”
Or, if you want to go on a bit of an ego trip, “Schooled by Moore.”
Or is the use of “Schooled” that I’m referring to just a product of my NE region and generation?
Do the kids still use it, or is only “pwned” now?
I like “Schooled.” I think “pwned” is Internet only, as I have only heard things like “epic” from my teen daughter.
I was trying to think up punny plays on “No Child Left Behind,” but all I could come up with was “No Child’s Left Behinds,” which not only doesn’t work, but also puts one in danger of becoming a victim of some overzealous prosecutor.
Still makes me giggle a bit though. How would you ban left behinds?
I also thought of “Blarney Duncan,” but as a title that would commit you to the character I think. However, if you ever want to use “Blarney Duncan” as a character, feel free, I won’t sue!
If you sued, you get all these glorious piles of riches I horde from going Galt.
“Blarney Duncan” is pretty funny. Very old school cartoon naming. Like from the Big Foot era of the 30s.