Chapter 5 — Page 28
Nothing stops a war like a good beer.
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PANEL 1: Fetch gets an idea.
FETCH: Comrades and beer. Hm.
PANEL 2: Fetch gestures to Knob and the Greek Warrior.
FETCH: Hand me that sword! Knob, crack open a keg! Get a cauldron and make it boil!
KNOB: On it, mate.
PANEL 3: Fetch stands over the keg of beer, a fire underneath it, and holds up the sword.
FETCH: Hear me, O spirits!
Spirits of wine! Spirits of ale!
Spirits of friends, spirits d’amour!
Unite every corpse spirit
In an esprit de corps!
PANEL 4: Knob and Fetch watch the steam of ale float over the stone wall and barricades, heading toward the undead army in the foreground.
KNOB: Cringey pun, mate.
FETCH: Let’s hope it works.
PANEL 5: The steam travels through the nostrils of the undead army.
Soldier 1: Gah! What is this?
Soldier 2: My head feels warm and fuzzy!
Soldier 3: I am overcome with a feeling of … of …?
Soldier 4: Love for my fellow undead man, woman, and child?
PANEL 6: Soldiers 3 and 4.
Soldier 5: I don’t want to fight. I want to hug it out!
Soldier 6: And sing songs loudly and out of tune!
FETCH: Comrades and beer. Hm.
PANEL 2: Fetch gestures to Knob and the Greek Warrior.
FETCH: Hand me that sword! Knob, crack open a keg! Get a cauldron and make it boil!
KNOB: On it, mate.
PANEL 3: Fetch stands over the keg of beer, a fire underneath it, and holds up the sword.
FETCH: Hear me, O spirits!
Spirits of wine! Spirits of ale!
Spirits of friends, spirits d’amour!
Unite every corpse spirit
In an esprit de corps!
PANEL 4: Knob and Fetch watch the steam of ale float over the stone wall and barricades, heading toward the undead army in the foreground.
KNOB: Cringey pun, mate.
FETCH: Let’s hope it works.
PANEL 5: The steam travels through the nostrils of the undead army.
Soldier 1: Gah! What is this?
Soldier 2: My head feels warm and fuzzy!
Soldier 3: I am overcome with a feeling of … of …?
Soldier 4: Love for my fellow undead man, woman, and child?
PANEL 6: Soldiers 3 and 4.
Soldier 5: I don’t want to fight. I want to hug it out!
Soldier 6: And sing songs loudly and out of tune!
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