Mooretoons

PANEL1: Scotty begs, Finvarra looks bored, while a servant pours ale into his goblet.

SCOTTY: My condos are in ruins, destroyed by anarchists! Communists! Opponents of progress! My investors are angry, my tenants are pulling out! Please. Help me!
FINVARRA: How is this my problem?

PANEL 2: Scotty looks confused, Finvarra drinks from a goblet. Oonagh studies her nails.

SCOTTY: Well… many of Summer Court’s finest citizens are prime investors in these properties. Luxury apartments! The finest you’ll ever see!
FINVARRA: Uh huh. Where are they?
OONAGH: The Autumn Court.

PANEL 3: Finvarra laughs, ale flying from his lips. Oonagh continues to study her nails.

FINVARRA: Pht! That shithole?! Ha! Who would want to live there?
OONAGH: Pretentious elves looking for “authenticity”.

PANEL 4: Finvarra smirks and rolls his eyes. Oonagh looks at him.

FINVARRA: Pah. Hipsters.
OONAGH: But we have contracts with human companies working there. They want bedroom communities. We might not want to let this go to waste.

PANEL 5: Finvarra looks dubious, Oonagh leans in.

FINVARRA: Humans? Living in the Unseelie Courts? Seems dangerous.
OONAGH: You don’t want them here, do you?

PANEL 6: Finvarra gets a sly look, Oonagh matches it
FINVARRA: Well, maybe their wives…
OONAGH: Finnnn….. Behave.