Otherworldly Goods — Page 15
This was another fun page to draw.
And no, I’m not a fan of country rap.
↓ Transcript
PANEL 1
Morrigan outside the door of a farmhouse. Tin milk jug outside the door. Noises from within.
FETCH: One moonlit night mom crept outside the door of a local farmer to see if she could steal milk from his cows.
SFX: AAAAAGGHH!!! CRASH!
PANEL 2
Morrigan at the door in the background, foreground Demon emerging from a girl’s chest while fighting a priest. Farmer cowering.
FETCH: Inside she came across a demon attempting to possess the farmer’s daughter.
PRIEST: ...BIND HIM AND CAST HIM INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT!
PANEL 3
Morrigan and Demon lock eyes as Demon shoves priest aside
FETCH: It was love at first sight. They married, had me and my sister, and were happy.
PANEL 4
Fetch back on the boat with Charon
FETCH: Then one day dad possessed a country rap artist. While they were on stage a freak storm broke out.
An ungrounded mic electrocuted both of them, killing them instantly.
Mom was never the same.
PANEL 5
Charon and Fetch
CHARON: Country rap? Ugh!
FETCH: I know, right?
Morrigan outside the door of a farmhouse. Tin milk jug outside the door. Noises from within.
FETCH: One moonlit night mom crept outside the door of a local farmer to see if she could steal milk from his cows.
SFX: AAAAAGGHH!!! CRASH!
PANEL 2
Morrigan at the door in the background, foreground Demon emerging from a girl’s chest while fighting a priest. Farmer cowering.
FETCH: Inside she came across a demon attempting to possess the farmer’s daughter.
PRIEST: ...BIND HIM AND CAST HIM INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT!
PANEL 3
Morrigan and Demon lock eyes as Demon shoves priest aside
FETCH: It was love at first sight. They married, had me and my sister, and were happy.
PANEL 4
Fetch back on the boat with Charon
FETCH: Then one day dad possessed a country rap artist. While they were on stage a freak storm broke out.
An ungrounded mic electrocuted both of them, killing them instantly.
Mom was never the same.
PANEL 5
Charon and Fetch
CHARON: Country rap? Ugh!
FETCH: I know, right?
Country Western Rap. Reba McEntire and MC Hammer, what a double bill it’s a bad mamma jamma.
As I’ve told my kids, Country plus Rap = Crap.