Malvina Reynolds forever.

Some folks might know “Little Boxes” as the theme for Weeds — which, if you bingewatch, will shove that song deep within your brain — but if not, here is a fine rendition. Play it loud:

 

↓ Transcript
PANEL 1
Inside the car, Fetch points to Tara’s left.

FETCH: Down this road on the left, all the way to the end.

PANEL 2
Exterior: the car drives through a housing development of faerie mounds. A sign says, “Good Neighbors Estates”

TARA: I didn’t know you lived in such a nice neighborhood. Impressive!
FETCH: *snort* This wasn’t here when I left. It was all haunted castles and rotting
logs full of pixies.

PANEL 3
Fetch sticks his head out the window, mouth agape.

FETCH: Wow. One prefab faerie hill after another.

PANEL 4
Same, but Fetch is singing
FETCH: “All made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.”

PANEL 5
Fetch in the car, nauseated. Tara, sardonic.

FETCH: It’s all so … clean! Yeugh.
TARA: Not for long now that you’re back.

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