Crude and Feckless – Page 3
Finvarra is the High King of the Daoine Sidhe in Celtic folklore (but not the only one), and Oonagh is the High Queen, and his wife. We’ll meet them in a few chapters — but don’t expect a faithful to scripture portrayal of either of them. For one thing, there is no “scripture” per se; and while I try to remain true to the spirit of mythological and folkloric characters, I take some “poetic license” to suit my fictive purposes. I say this mostly for the benefit of any pedants out there, not to discourage any informal or even scholarly discussion of Celtic mythology in comments — in fact, I highly encourage that! We can all learn from each other, as my inner hippie would say.
As for the Trump penis comic strip, I drew that in response to his bragging about it during the GOP primary debates. You can find it here.
Fetch talks to Fiona while Tara rolls her eyes.
FETCH: I don’t get it. The Golden Ones live in the Courts of Light with kings and queens like Finvarra and Oonagh. Why would they move down here?
FIONA: Why not? They drive us out and take over! Like they done for ages!
It’s class warfare!
TARA: Oh, c’mon.
PANEL 2
Tara waves her cigarette, Fetch grins, teasingly.
TARA: They’re not taking over. The realms are limitless. So a few elves move in
and fix up the place? The restaurants are nice.
FETCH: Oh, sis. You’re so bougie.
PANEL 3
Tara smirks, Fetch holds up his hands.
TARA: What are you gonna do? Put up with squatters? Become a
headquarters for F.U. —
FETCH: Don’t say it! This is a family strip.
PANEL 4
Tara cocks her head in disbelief, Fetch grins and blushes.
TARA: Three years back there’s literally a strip with a talking Trump penis.
FETCH: Oh, yeah. That was a good one.
“Bougie!” Ha! Ever seen the H.G. Lewis movie, “The Blast Off Girls?’ There’s a character named Bougie Baker in it.
I haven’t, but I see it’s available on Daily Motion. I’ll have to check this out!