Chapter 5 — Page 19
The best way to thank your neighbors is to get them blinding drunk.
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SCENE SIX
PANEL ONE: Fetch, Owen and Pookah charge towards the gate to Fetch’s home, where Fiona and Knob are carrying a beer barrel to a stack of barrels.
PANEL 2: Fetch and Owen on Pooka arrive at Knob and Fiona setting up the barrel.
FETCH: Knob! Fiona!
KNOB: Oh, hey, Fetch! You gotta try this beer!
FIONA: Our best batch, if I say so myself.
PANEL 3: Fetch rushes to Knob and Fiona standing in front of the beer barrels and signs: “Fine Crafted Brew!” “IPA! Pilsner! Lager! Stout! Ale!” “Glass 1£ Pint 2£ Growler 5£” etc.
FETCH: There’s no time! There’s -
KNOB: Pshaw! Plenty of time! We’re just getting the brewfest started, ya know!
PANEL 4: Fetch looks surprised as Knob poors a beer and Fiona rests on a barrel.
FETCH: No, there’s – wait. Brewfest?
KNOB: Yup! The whole neighborhood’s invited.
FIONA: It’s our way of saying thanks to our customers and introducing them to the refugees. Kill two birds with one stone, ya see.
PANEL 5: Fetch gets a worried look. Knob laughs while Fiona sips beer and laughs.
FETCH: Oh no.
KNOB: More like get two birds right stoned!
FIONA: Haha! You’re so corny, Knob!
PANEL ONE: Fetch, Owen and Pookah charge towards the gate to Fetch’s home, where Fiona and Knob are carrying a beer barrel to a stack of barrels.
PANEL 2: Fetch and Owen on Pooka arrive at Knob and Fiona setting up the barrel.
FETCH: Knob! Fiona!
KNOB: Oh, hey, Fetch! You gotta try this beer!
FIONA: Our best batch, if I say so myself.
PANEL 3: Fetch rushes to Knob and Fiona standing in front of the beer barrels and signs: “Fine Crafted Brew!” “IPA! Pilsner! Lager! Stout! Ale!” “Glass 1£ Pint 2£ Growler 5£” etc.
FETCH: There’s no time! There’s -
KNOB: Pshaw! Plenty of time! We’re just getting the brewfest started, ya know!
PANEL 4: Fetch looks surprised as Knob poors a beer and Fiona rests on a barrel.
FETCH: No, there’s – wait. Brewfest?
KNOB: Yup! The whole neighborhood’s invited.
FIONA: It’s our way of saying thanks to our customers and introducing them to the refugees. Kill two birds with one stone, ya see.
PANEL 5: Fetch gets a worried look. Knob laughs while Fiona sips beer and laughs.
FETCH: Oh no.
KNOB: More like get two birds right stoned!
FIONA: Haha! You’re so corny, Knob!
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